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@pschwede Claiming Pluto is not a planet is just body shaming for planets!

@IshaKaushik@mastodon.social omg! This song!!!!
People have used this as reference when i feel sad. Thank you:-)

Learn to love the fool in you, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.
It alone protects you against that utterly self-controlled, masterful tyrant whom you also harbor and who would rob you of human aliveness, humility, and dignity but for your fool.
- Theodore Issac Rubin

@Rovine the rituals get the worst imagination of me. Like, I'll be sitting there, watching the whole ritual, while thinking about how the institution of marriage started, how life started or why am i here?

@Solelytuned@mastodon.social the level of non sense disguised as false support.

@Solelytuned@mastodon.social so true, this line is just so overused by them😂

@zsc

@ankur sure!
We'll raid the mobile stores, they can't stop us all

No one :
Me: casually thinking about what month i need to get pregnant so that my imaginary kids can have a quiet birthday WITH NO EXAMS WHATSOEVER.

that's because this is my birthday month and exams are coming closer 😔

I think, December is the month of fear for most introverts in India because there are so many weddings that we need to attend which means so much real life human interaction 😩

@SuperInventiveName@mastodon.social good morning!
Your body clock is messed up, i see.
I myself wake up at 8 AM when my mum gets angry and threaten me that she'll put me in hostel.

@Solelytuned@mastodon.social i went to 2 in the last 3 days, can relate.
Also, i dont understand how those women can wear heavy lehnga, WITHOUT SWEATER OR COAT OR ANYTHING WARM, and look beautiful. Like how?

@realcaseyrollins no. But yk how parents are. They always want to have a grand wedding and stuff.
In India, specially for Hindus, weddings are really big. We invite over 1000 people, have a lot of rituals and dowry. So, yeah, it's too much.

My fam has been talking about my wedding(which btw is too early to be talking about it) for the past 2 days because it's wedding season in India and i am just thinking of ways to tell them that i want to get a court marriage 💀

@SuperInventiveName@mastodon.social because i learn from you about shitposting, might as well become my role model
Me when i see you posted a toot:

daily consumption schedule

consume social media
consume workout routines
consume meal #1
consume meetings
consume tv/movies/books

take some time out to create something, **create a shitpost right now!**

(Hit me up on 1-800-SHI-TPST)

@IshaKaushik@mastodon.social ik. I am not good at drawing rn. But, i laugh so hard when i want to draw something good and it turns out like a potato.

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