The trick here, folks is that you have to push the buttons really fast and say words as you do so.
words like:
quantum
processor threads
optimization
front-end
back-end
middle-end
"i am on a quest to rid the world of google"
docker
yunohost
"i can do that"
cloud
'this documentation is crap'
emacs bad
vim good
firewalls
waterwalls
'your printer needs an update'
linter
logical
illogical
semilogical
semi truck
'be specific, bob'
alpha
beta
omega
apples
windows
window frames
framework
'thats definitely a moon'
'i love this job'
explicitness trumps implicit or something like that
they did NOT manage to hack the mainframe
wireless access point
Dude who Names Stuff (DNS)
bundle size
git
and of course:
'I've got a guy who can fix this'