Fairly convinced that 99.9% of infosec people sincerely believe that computers would be best if they were inert boxes filled with resin (to prevent accessing the hardware without destroying it) that accept no user input (to prevent the user from inputting exploits), exclusively display Approved Content (to prevent phishing and piracy as a bonus), and solely run code from the only truly Secure™ and knowledgeable source in existence: the Vendor