TV IDEA: THE ROMANOVS UNDER NICHOLAS II, BUT AS A WORKPLACE COMEDY.
THEY'RE RICH, POWERFUL, INCOMPETENT, HORNY ELITISTS DETACHED FROM REALITY, UNABLE TO RESPOND TO THREATS BIG AND SMALL, AND STRUGGLING TO KEEP SECRETS. AND THEY'VE GOT SOME LOUCHE HOMELESS MAN HANGING AROUND WIGGLING HIS WEINER AT EVERYBODY. IT WOULD WORK, DAMN IT!
@LRRRonEarth Not a good idea. If they go to horny jail, all the happy horny people have to deal with them.
THINK OF THE HORNY PEOPLE!
BUT THEY DON'T GO TO JAIL. EVENTUALLY, THEY GET LOCKED IN A DACHA AND EXECUTED.
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@LRRRonEarth I hope you mean the phony horny, not the nice horny
@LRRRonEarth Getting in the spirit, i see. Ndanda available? You should probably declare the safe radius we need to retreat to.
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TSAR NICHOLAS WOULD DO SOME KIND OF BIRD WHISTLE (WHICH I REALLY HOPE WAS HIM SHOUTING "CAW! CAW!") WHEN HE WANTED TO BOINK THE TSARINA, AND THEY WERE BOTH SUPER INTO IT.