My mom has a creepy looking sculpture of a woman in her house that was made by one of her art friends. Her name is Gloria.
My dad claims Gloria is possessed.
My mom just reminded me that I'm an only child and will someday inherit Gloria. 😭
@CorvidCrone Also a good idea. It can take care of intruders, all sneaky like.
@admitsWrongIfProven my mom told me to hide her in the flora 😭😂😭