I doubt anyone on Fedi needs to hear this, but Lifewave patches are a scam. The science is obviously not there. Science cannot be simultaneously a new breakthrough and something the ancient Egyptians practiced.
Different colors of light cannot fix your body to make you more active, be less in pain, and give you more vitality (whatever that means).
A patch cannot "trap" infrared light to redirect it to specific parts of the skin.
This post brought to you by the gullibility of my mom's extended social group.
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@CorvidCrone Hmm, i had to search this, hadn't heard. But disco for the skin sounded funny enough, and i was not disappointed.
Article description i found said for strength and stamina, but behold the reviews: no long dong silver, people report improvements for their pain.
I must say, they do work for entertainment purposes, and one does not even need to buy them!
@CorvidCrone Quite goofy, but no record-breaking goof. The orgon accumulator was funnier, here the reviews are providing more goof than the rather unimaginative lies of the product description.
I'd recommend for them to invent a new name for the magical energy they say does this.
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They have different patches that target different areas of skin (I think they meant layers).
Like, no. This is goofy shit