ME: "THE SUN IS IN MY EYES."
MASTODON: "THE SUN IS 90 MILLION MILES AWAY, SO I VERY MUCH DOUBT THAT IT IS *IN* YOUR EYES."
ME: *FIRES INDISCRIMINATELY WITHOUT AIMING*
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@LRRRonEarth Since i'm having it on good authority that the sun is shining out of my butt, i am asking you to avert your eyes. Staring is rude.
