"And your last name is?"

"Strofee."

"Let me note it here. Your first and middle names?"

"Kat Ass, written with a 'c'."

"Oh, I was going to write it with a 'k' because that's how you pronounced it."

"Ridiculous. I know the difference of pronunciation between Kat and Kat."

"May I call you Kat Ass?"

"Most certainly not! Who do you think I am? A street urchin?"

"No, I would have pegged you more as a highway lobster."

"Kat is reserved for my intimate friends. You may call me Ass."

"Okay, Ass."

"Don't pronounce it that way."

"What?"

"You're pronouncing it lewdly. Don't do that."

"Okay, Ass."

"There you go! It wasn't so hard, was it?"

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