If you elect me hacker president of the United States (thats a milestone)

On my first day, I will pardon Tyler Robinson and Luigi Mangione, and all the other inevitable future assassins

Oh, wait, did I just discover a huge exploit in my government 🙃

I don't think we need to worry, I'm sure no one will abuse this, definitely not the current president, I mean, other than pardoning all of the J6 participants

But what is the likelihood of that happening again, and again?

@ekis Good point, but i would pledge to pardon everyone that has a fear of the judicial system...

@admitsWrongIfProven You are right, I'm not thinking big enough

I could pardon everyone, guaranteed second term

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@ekis You can even guarantee indefinite terms if you pardon yourself!

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