Apparently all new microwave ovens are federally required to automatically lock the door???
Listen, I'm all for child safety. But they do know I'm installing this directly between a range and a rack of knives, right?
@OpenComputeDesign Welcome to the club.
Sincerely, Brits
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@light @OpenComputeDesign When i go into the woods to drink half a liter of cream, i have to violently rip off the cap to toss it into the environment. They caught on to my cream cap pollution scheme.
Sincerely, a European
@admitsWrongIfProven @OpenComputeDesign Are you telling me they are doing the same thing with cartons of cream in the EU as with bottles in the UK (and the EU IIRC)?
@light @OpenComputeDesign Yeah... they want us to stop going into the woods, drinking half a litre of cream and tossing the cap.
But don't be alarmed - just drink your cream and take the cap back with you, and all will be good.
(i was talking about the plastic cream containers. Not sure if tetra pack or full plastic is more harmful)
I mean, if this bullshit goes on, i'll just shave some plastics from the stuff i can't get without plastics anyway, refill the cream into a metal container and drink a whole liter of cream in the woods, then toss the plastic shavings. Up my game, you know?
Question is just where to direct the diharrea i will get if i overcream.
@admitsWrongIfProven @OpenComputeDesign Why don't you eat the plastic shavings and toss the cream?
@light @admitsWrongIfProven @OpenComputeDesign yall never journeyed along the migratory route of the common wingless plastic bag? turns out the ones that don't end up flapping in a tree for eternity reach egypt at the same time as storks
@unspeaker
Fuck, you really got it. That's what i am talking about, some science about flappy bags!
@unspeaker Oh, another grave risk!
more of a cradle risk, i guess.
@admitsWrongIfProven
what's more, the storks have been known to recycle them into textiles and fashion primitive swaddling clothes out of them!
@light @OpenComputeDesign