Barista: do you want a straw?
Dude ahead of me in line: no, I drink coffee like a MAN!
My wife and I: 👀
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@CorvidCrone Ah yes, sucking it in through the naturally provided straw. Can be risky, since it is the organ used to think, taking it offline for drinking purposes can leave one exposed.
