@CorvidCrone I do prefer rambling drunk people to who runs countries...

But this reminds me of a former team lead, long ago.
This very competent specimen of excellence had figured out he could lounge around and get paid if he bought a first class train ticket and declared "train office", a perk none of us would have been afforded.
The emails he sent from the train were a constant source of wonder and confusion among the team back in the office. One does not have to be drunk to be lost, but the train conductor knowing the way helps.