WHY THE FUCK HASN'T THE PRC MADE LIKE A STANDARD FOR THE LITTLE RED PHONE FEATURING MAODROID, A MAO CHATBOT THAT ROUTINELY QUOTES THE GREAT HELMSMAN AT YOU AND OF COURSE THE ONLY SONGS ON IT ARE THE MARCH OF THE VOLUNTEERS AND THE EAST IS RED AND OTHER COMMUNIST FAVOURITES. IT ALLOWS TO SEE YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE AND OFFERS TIPS FOR BEING A BETTER TÓNG ZHÌ OVERALL
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@risperdoll I knew i was out of touch with smartphone culture, but wow, has this gone far. I long for the days when these things were just little firebombs you carried on your body.
