The very first time I had sushi, the guy I was with thought it'd be funny to point to the wasabi mound and say "Try this one! You'll love it!" (I don't even put salt in my food ever. I'm a newborn)
I grabbed the mound and ate it.

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What happened next stopped every patron. It was snowing in Boston. It already had snowed and the snow banks were huge... I turned purple, couldn't breathe and headed for the door like I was poisoned. I landed face first in a snow bank.... it wasn't pretty. 🤦