A woman in a jewelry store is admiring a BIG diamond ring.
As she leans down for a closer look, a little fart slips out. Hoping no one noticed, she asks: "How much is that one?"
The jeweler and answers: "Madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!"
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@VeroniqueB99 Capitalism will never stop, will it?
@VeroniqueB99 It does work on that
@admitsWrongIfProven not if it's not destroyed by fire....