NotHelpfulUntilIAm🥤 🌛 🗄️ @admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org

@the_etrain Don't compare yourself this much, that's not healthy.
Remember when you stubbed your toe on that shelf? That might have been a little thing for you, but are you sure the shelf has no feelings?
Either AI is a scam, or that shelf might be melting in your hands, if you just allowed it!

Don't be shelfish. Our furniture might just be brimming with unrequited love.

@the_etrain I never thought i would enjoy such a post, but i do. Best wishes with them!

@interfluidity Maybe you should strive to be 55 and live literally anywhere else.

@VeroniqueB99 Is there actually a divide between generations, or is it just a plaything to let disadvantaged people smack the distraction pebble?

I hit the pebble, btw. Give snack.

@VeroniqueB99 Ok, i'll take one too. What is goining on here, and where is my beer?

@VeroniqueB99 Abuse is funny until the abused learn how it works. Then, it is a crime.

@TheBreadmonkey You alright, dude?

@twizzay I am advised. Where should i put all those ponies? Help, was this not meant for humans? Aaaah, the ponies...

@twizzay > Everything that can be labeled can be hated
This sounds rather deep. Would you consider delivering us from this predicament?

@twizzay Say, how do i get approved for "team spaghetti dinners"?

@twizzay A worthy cause

@hacks4pancakes I hope to win an award in "birds solving the human destruction of the earth" someday. It seems more attainable now.

@twizzay @ me please, so i don't miss it

@VeroniqueB99 I mean the rest is correct, but don't knock feces flinging... proven technique!

@twizzay Eh what? I get no skeptical claim because i'm not farting big money? Well fuck you! I want absurd things said about me, Kafka save me!

@olafschloesser Corvid Impfung? Bist jetzt kein Rabe mehr?

@vriska Not really. I was wondering, but the big floating cat told me that was a bad idea. Said i should ignore the bombs and self replicating can openers.
No idea what to think, but if the floating cat says so, better not contemplate what self replication might do to the can opening community. And the bombs, well, better not to mess with that stuff, it's well established anyway.

Can i have a cherry for my cocktail, please?

@cR0w FOR SCIENCE! FULL BLAST!

@VeroniqueB99 Idk, really? Sitting on trees flinging feces sounds like it was a lot better.

@Elektrotier @GrueneBundestag @eskensaskia Ja nur, dass die Schulden irgendwie nicht vergeben werden. Wasndalos?