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@VeroniqueB99 Not sure if i am up to date (listening to system of a down, did they do anything bad yet?), but as far as i understand we embrace the end now?

@VeroniqueB99 Very successful teachers if the goal was to teach honesty and poetry.

@fazalmajid
As far as i understand, not liking the UK will be illegal in the UK soon?

@DrGecko @fesshole

@Plasmogen5_2
Der große Unterschied ist, ob mensch versucht was mensch kann, oder ob ein mensch nichts beiträgt und Milliarden bekommt.

Lassen wir das mit den Milliarden, können wir alle so behandeln, dass niemand auf 20qm leben muss.

Größenordnungen.
@OhMyGod

Hmm, if i have a feeling i can't get away, i need to listen to offspring, right?

Or am i mixing this up, and you can't keep them seperated?

Ha, rick and morty S7 goes hard.

We've got a situation in the state of Virginia.

Big foot?

That's Montana.

Nazis?

That's everywhere.

@livinghell Theoretically, at least. Practically, humanity should seek therapy.

@the_etrain MY PANTS WILL GET FIRMWARE?

@LRRRonEarth - this might sound weird, but i need you to eat all pants.

@the_etrain There's no big days, they're all just 24 hours. And if ya know what's good for ya, you sleep for like 20 of those.

@the_etrain I thought about tooting in joy about it being the weekend, but you were quicker.

Happy weekend everyone!

Lewd joke about ALF (forgive me) 

What’s the difference between an alpha male and an ALF female?

Only one eats pussy.

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@light he did follow recently, but i am unsure if the connectivity is there. Most of the time messages from qoto to his account and back were transmitted as viruses and bacteria should, not.

@light Which would solve all our problems, but leave nobody to delete them. Unless there is another layer on top, ofc.

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