@JeffGrigg 
Yeah, if you'd announce the euthanasia experiment you'd be flodded by participation applications. Worst DDOS ever.  
@VeroniqueB99
@renardboy For exactly this reason i like how librefox just ditches site data when you don't say otherwise and also continue to use uMatrix.
If companies understood what was legitimate, we would not need regulation, the environment would be pristine and my bum would smell like roses...
@darth_hideout 
Shrimp fusion is always just 20 years in the future...  
@the_etrain
@kalfatermann 
No wonder it left, nobody was offering any food. Rude.  
@Alice Can i choose between the petrified dick and the fingers or is it random?
@kalfatermann Oops, i was supposed to be irritated?
Unfortunately? If it's really what you want, you could wear some yourself 😉
@kalfatermann 
I'm just too childless to be able to understand that. Just ignore, i'm only joking around, not trying to formulate good ideas.  
@VeroniqueB99
@kalfatermann 
I'd just go with a St. Bernard, they come with those little booze kegs. 
@VeroniqueB99
@VeroniqueB99 Ok, as far as i understand the only real cure for stress is death, but they have to test this on humans to be sure?
@VeroniqueB99 One of those is not housebroken
@ArtHarg 
I'd speculate that the relaxation is drug related, look at that facial expression.  
@VeroniqueB99
@VeroniqueB99 Tbh i didn't think of childrens diapers at first. More like "Are magats now required to carry diaper bags in case their leader needs some?".
@VeroniqueB99 Are you telling me it was permissible to read in us high schools? How long ago was this?!?
@VeroniqueB99 If it fits, i sits 🚗
@VeroniqueB99 Unconscionable, interrupting your after shower margarita.
...chart.
@VeroniqueB99 I mean i'm not the biggest fan of the money economy, but this is a prime example why it can be useful.
Imagine washing dishes but not putting them away just to get a ruined hand job, or stealing neighbors laundry and washing them because of a kissing deficit...
@the_etrain But with how expensive stuff gets, can you afford anything beyond having count van count follow you around to count the radiations?
@OpenComputeDesign Such a shame that Rammstein turned out to be assholes, "du, ..." would be such a good hook for a joke.
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