NOS 
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@admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
@donni Did you actually flush the toilet the last time you used it or are you just remembering the previous times you did?
yw!
@molosovsky Kindheitserinnerung: Wichtige Funktion des Vaters: Er macht Sachen beim aufmachen/reinigen kaputt, damit ich nicht schuld bin.
Im Zweifel vielleicht einfach mal reinigen was geht und hoffen, dass es schon reicht? Perfektion ist für Leute mit genug Geld, die Fehlversuche zu bezahlen...
@molosovsky Es saugt und bläst der Heinzelmann
Alles gute zur funktionalen Wiederinbetriebnahme!
Just having a snack, randomly landed on this: https://imgur.com/gallery/just-chomping-noises-MrfHPPr
Very satisfying.
They're putting themselves in coffe makers now? Or is that just a serving suggestion?
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Attention Canadians, French people, and anyone outside the United States: Microsoft says your country's data protection laws are void and null if the US government says so. Microsoft will turn over any and all information about you to the US government at that government's request no matter what your country's laws say. Time to stop using Microsoft if you value your own privacy and your nation's sovereignty.
And hey, fellow Americans: time for you to stop using Microsoft, too, and start putting your data overseas in the servers of non-American countries. The only way any of us are going to protect our privacy is to have as little to do with our own country as is possible, and in the digital realm, there's actually a lot we can do. My Mastodon server is not the US. My personal server and email is not in the US. My company email is not in the US. I don't use Google or Meta at all, and the only thing I "use" Microsoft for is Visual Studio, which I'm even moving away from now that I'm getting out of programming for good.
Take back your privacy by boycotting the companies willing to spy on you, either for their own profit or for the corrupt, fascist American government.
#Microsoft #Canada #France #UnitedStates #USA #privacy #DataPrivacy
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Ist es eigentlich strafbar, in fremden Briefkästen zu grabbeln?
CDU-Ratsherr nimmt Flyer der Grünen aus Briefkästen -
https://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/westfalen-lippe/cdu-ratsherr-stiehlt-flyer-gruenen-muenster-100.html
Und, natürlich, "individuelles Fehlverhalten" und wie immer keine Konsequenzen.
@VeroniqueB99 Now we wait until someone throws a donut. The perfect crime, since the evidence would vanish immediately.
@VeroniqueB99 How far will the false advertising go? Do you think the shrimp will not have as many becquerel as it says on the package?
@maxleibman
doxing is not that bad, imagine people could just summon you, Algaliarept!
@Lana
@light I heard that it is not a cult, but that's all i know
@JenMsft Easy: put full food bowl on the floor
@Alice Chastity cages until list released...
@interfluidity Technically, if the drill is announced beforehand, staying home would be appropriate, "hiding from a threat".
@vriska Nightmares setting is set to false.
Sweet dreams.
@vriska I don't want legacy, the new and improved version is important!
@PippiPunkstrumpf Auch wenn anderswo (Wirtschaft) im großen Maßstab Strom verschwendet wird sind wir beide eben sparsam. Und mit einem Bad ohne Tageslicht wäre das Licht dann rund um die Uhr an, da sind wir einfach zu Kartoffel :-D
@PippiPunkstrumpf Das löst das Problem :-)
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
