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@interfluidity Some variation of saving the world would be best, but i'd settle for solving some small problems as long as that is useful to others.
Software development may be my usual, but if the usefulness is there i'm not set on it.

@OpenComputeDesign I'm not sure how easy your way is, comparatively.
Have you met people, with the not caring and doing useless stuff?

@CorvidCrone Way to increase it, i said it right there...

@CorvidCrone No, just lack. Take the amount of time it takes to hurt, and the frequency of reelection of people that do.

@jerry Only if you cross-reference short term gains

@the_etrain "gotta screw down these nuts", i say, putting screws through sensitive areas of my latest employer.

ChatGPT suggested it, don't get your panties in a knot.

@interfluidity If i could work with you and not starve/become homeless, i would.

(referencing my latest toot)

@CorvidCrone I think you need to explain "attention span" too, and give a way to increase it. But good stuff, generally.

@trickykat But how can he kiss in that time? People taking a shit need their affirmation!

@Alice Is that a .73 hiroshima bra?

@PippiPunkstrumpf Klingt richtig ^^

@interfluidity *is being confused in german* Where is the antidote?

@the_etrain You just need to lock your workstation. In a safe. Inside a concrete sacrophagus. Thrown into the ocean.

@the_etrain If i don't have a tattoo artist locked up in my basement (hypothetically), would it also be ok to print out your toot and rub it between my buttocks?

@OpenComputeDesign Oh, there are things you keep hidden, then? Nothing i heard from you was of the "weak" variety.

@davep Now i wonder why we never heard of the base version with medium speed, the esca.

@Alice Is this a camping ground facility?

@catsalad It's beautiful, but the picture is obviously manipulated. Look at that mirror in the background!