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@the_etrain Looking at a "dashboard" sealed it.
You need to look at a luigi board instead.

@the_etrain We could stuff them full of coins? You know, like how empathy worshippers stuff themselves full of cake?

@xinicit No, no, i have alien wrenches. I'm saving them from fascists, you see?

@PippiPunkstrumpf Aber was ist denn falsch an meinem Bücherschutzumschlag "Wie man es schafft, Smartphonenutzer nicht zu erschlagen"?

(Scherz beiseite, ich hab tatsächlich nen Ebookreader, nur nicht von der Bösfirma)

@PippiPunkstrumpf Erinnert mich an
1. Verabredung mit Zeit und Ort
2. Der andere kommt nicht
3. Ich bin schuld, weil ich kein Handy hab

@PhoenixSerenity What you describe sounds a lot like projection. What they judge is not something that would affect them personally, i'd assume they feel like they take too much, or get too little, and then project it onto someone that (they assume) cannot fight back too much. What other reason could there be?

@ligniform Maybe, but this clearly needs more zip ties.

@LoganFive Become a coach yourself, a nap coach.
Instruct people to take a nap when the nap coach is not available. If it isn't working, it must be their fault because you'll be napping and being unavailable.

@the_etrain Who would argue there? They even sing about fucking animals in our time.

@interfluidity The improvement is 10% less stubbed toes. 9 more raptures and we're finally free of that!

@daswarkeinhuhn Vorsicht, der hat nie nen Führerschein gemacht!

@CorvidCrone Thought i'd ping you on this because you like language quirks:
https://qoto.org/@admitsWrongIfProven/115255650280974540

@YawnEMIT It's even funnier than non-german speakers think.

If you're very formal, you can call "having sex" "having traffic" here, and his lawsuit said his sexual self-determination was restricted.

So it is valid to read it as "he thought pedestrian traffic lights determined what kind of sex he is allowed to have".

@interfluidity Hey, are you insulting our glorious leaders here in germany now?

I might have to meet you and shake your hand some day :-)

@livinghell It's one club, the international grifters, and in more than just the enumerated countries...

@OpenComputeDesign How i know people i'd expect them to pronounce both even wronger, with roughly 50% in the one way, 49% swapped and the rest just saying something entirely different, but in a random accent and much louder.

@quasirealsmiths Now if i could just find that "projectile vomit jokes are the best" toot and rub yours and that together to see what happens. Probably projectile vomit...