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Damn. I'm in the mood to watch Heavy Metal, but i'm too impatient to enjoy it.

Is this the "aging in reverse" the prophets of the modern age... oh wait, heavy metal. Ok good.

@VeroniqueB99 What would a woman do, if the superficial and punishing standards were not present, and she wanted to be silly?

@VeroniqueB99 But he was unmanned way before. Don't you dread the part where "male pattern baldness" head shave might stay more?

@VeroniqueB99 Yeah! Chop off an arm before you go that far, the real friends will materialize without overdoing it!

@VeroniqueB99 At least they don't let the disgusting zombie fuck them? I mean that would be worse, right?

@VeroniqueB99 I see, reddit has a bag problem. We should try to get their attention with shitdickfuck, which is pretty important to them, i guess.

"Hungry for apples?", my fascitalism phone asks.
No thank you, i will instead listen to some human music.

@Alice So we should put this thing called "ai" with the dumb people? But how can we balkanize this effectively?

@catsalad Hmm, so you need a party of four adventurers to smite the beast? (thinking of the very realistic and not overdone in any way south park episode)

@OpenComputeDesign If we find a third we could play skat. Or two of us could hold down people that decide not to offer any non-scented soap variant while the third excretes a scent into their mouth. (yes, i do feel strongly about scented soap without alternatives)

@Alice Do you look as pissed off as the person in the ad when you use it?

@daswarkeinhuhn *steckt allen Jubel in deine Tasche*

Bitte bitte nicht mich fröhlich machen, das ist undeutsch!

@CorvidCrone Now i feel a bit guilty about my childhood thought of "retract dog!". (it was from observation, not practice, when small dog owners pressed the button on the leash and the dog went backwards)

In the office of time consumed:

Sorry for disturbing you, sir, i know you asked not to be disturbed, but there is an important matter.
I was trying to conform, but then i saw we were asked to be vigilant about this, uh, nation. It says here, and i quote, "in-sub-ordi-nation". Since we are asked not to cooperate with it, i wanted to make sure, you know, to do the right thing. So when i ..... uuuhm .... encounter people, as one does, very often, how do i know someone is not affiliated with the in-sub-ordi-nation? *drools*

@interfluidity I was mainly wondering if there are capitalists (by conviction and wealth) that are actually intellectual.

And if there are not, and the intellectuals all go on strike, would it be any different from nobody listening to intellectuals in the first place?

At work, i said i would like to clean up and organize the documentation. Someone said "I'd love to run the documentation through an AI!"

To me, that felt like:
Me: I'm thinking about getting a puppy.
Them: *puts meat grinder on the table* I got you covered!

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