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@JeffGrigg @VeroniqueB99 But it looks like a shower, not a bathtub - i thought the toaster goes in the bathtub?

@VeroniqueB99 I didn't mean it as criticism - i just wanted to explain how i find it confusing, i did not want to mock it.

At first i thought it was about the dead golfers genitals thing, but then they'd have to properly present theirs so he can get a good look. Would be embarassing if he praised them without checking if they were really as great as he says, right?

In the end, i may or may not understand what it is about, and explaining how confused i am could both get me more information and maybe yield an extra laugh, if someone points out more details.

@VeroniqueB99 Confusing, even if i disregard the slightly off perspective (they point to the far corner of the room). He's facing away from them, so they laugh about the butt?
Or wait, is the perspective done wrong on purpose, so it doesn't look like a wrong hand nazi salute when they point at his wig?

@VeroniqueB99 I thought it was Polennis

@pluralistic Ok, so we would get less people doing that in public transport, but the ones still doing it would look at you expectantly.

What next?

@the_etrain I liked Zap Brannigans version. It makes the room look bigger!

@VeroniqueB99 We should indeed. I see stopping people that make the decision sound of mind and without rush as a form of torture.

Those that claim the pod would "glamorize" suicide, they can't make decisions while sound of mind until they stop smoking buttcrack.

@VeroniqueB99 The highlight is important so people on social media understand the joke

@VeroniqueB99 I wonder how this would change if clothing companies were employee owned. Would people that wear off the shelves clothing be able to continue to pull that crap without mental burnout?

@simoncox With nothing to compare for size, i just thought for a moment that the apocalyptic news had become less boring...

@deivudesu Using Instagram, probably. Astounding how self-aware they are!

@vriska Now i think of from dusk till dawn. What trouble could technically being a construction worker land one in compared to technically being a trucker? Will you also wear a groin gun?

@vriska The poem of many words

Many, many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many words.

So cool that poems don't have to rhyme! And i even have 63942 characters left!

@interfluidity I don't mind. There will be no firstborn anyway, and the annihilation of some town is not a big price for getting rid of a subscription.

@Hyolobrika Well, i guess first you would have to have control over your own devices. And i mean as a group, if you just send stuff encrypted to someone that's got stock android or iphone, what's the point?

@the_etrain Sure. What shall i do with the supersoaker then?

@anemone @thatbrickster Like fey folk? "May i have your name?", "May i have your vote?"

@greegreehoist Reminds me of the "me flavoured water" in disenchantment