NOS 🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U @admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org

@interfluidity *is being confused in german* Where is the antidote?

@the_etrain You just need to lock your workstation. In a safe. Inside a concrete sacrophagus. Thrown into the ocean.

@the_etrain If i don't have a tattoo artist locked up in my basement (hypothetically), would it also be ok to print out your toot and rub it between my buttocks?

@OpenComputeDesign Oh, there are things you keep hidden, then? Nothing i heard from you was of the "weak" variety.

@davep Now i wonder why we never heard of the base version with medium speed, the esca.

@Alice Is this a camping ground facility?

@catsalad It's beautiful, but the picture is obviously manipulated. Look at that mirror in the background!

A large group of people is called a "fuck that".
A large group of people inside a small room is called a "are you shitting me?".

@molosovsky Das korrekte Werkzeug um so ein Piepsgedöns zu reparieren ist immer noch ein Hammer, behelfsweise eine Zange (Sicherung ziehen)...

@daswarkeinhuhn Kleiner Fehler: ich bin eine Followerente, nicht -ette.

Quak quak quak!

@jalefkowit If we boost the sub a lot, does it jump out of the water or does it just go faster?

@VeroniqueB99 Sounds like a plan. Everyone sign up, go on disability, drain those misappropriated funds right out of the corrupt system!
GL US people!

@OpenComputeDesign Ten years is a high aim there. Most legislative periods are four years, and people forgot who harmed them.

@light
wikipedia.org works normally in germany
@wikipedia

@cR0w Then priorities are followed, and the slowdown due to an OS doing stuff is actually something your employer/customer wants :-)

@cR0w In case you work from home, and assuming it was W10 before, i am guessing you already separated it from the rest of the network?

@interfluidity But do you also have the right to amend the sandwiches or do they need to stay as they are?

@interfluidity But do you also have the right to amend the sandwiches or do they need to stay as they are?