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I just thought "Ok, i can't be cool, i can only be mean" and i think that says a lot about society in general.

Because i absolutely do not think that.

@VeroniqueB99 Ok, the Excel is just trauma, but what is going on with word and powerpoint there?

@Stoned_Deva_ Selfish request: could you link some?

Feeling bored, fair use and all...

@the_etrain Wait, you did that yourself?
Dude, let me introduce you to capitalism. You can be punched in the dick ALL THE TIME, at no additional cost!

@rootcompute Whoa, i can't imagine why i overlooked that the first time i saw this.

Wasn't "dumbstruck" an AC/DC song? Is "Labubu" about aging guys that are not evil but also not helping?

@catsalad I mean, absolutely. Still banging on this mechanical keyboard that is no longer being sold, unsure what to do if my kink board ceases to be.

The next version has absurd lights, fuck them light fuckers. I want my romantically sensitive touch-piece. Touching it is all that matters, you know?

@mcc What is the problem? You just need to go crazy and catatonic, which is clearly the purpose. Never seen such a simple switch-and-bait (because capchas don't work on your inputs but data collection)

@interfluidity The problem is not that grabbing the watch was possible, the problem is that it is asymmetrical. It is not possible for most, but for some.

Remove one side of this last sentence, and it would be fine.

@VeroniqueB99 And if the creature is Trump, some supplies from germany are necessary, because the US cannot manufacture the medically applicable substance?

@OpenComputeDesign Ok, train of thought:
- tries to exclude others
- has a unifying theory that makes no sense, full of contradictions
- tries to be the most powerful, regardless of actual merit
- uses fear to shut others up

Death cult. Self defense and defense of others recommended.

@OpenComputeDesign In case it was not clear: I am joking about how to apply "fr*mew*rk" sarcastically. Shithead hipsters hate nothing more than controversy that they would have to explain before they could get understandbly angry. Make them explain your joke, same thing as with fascists... wait, are those even different types of people?

@OpenComputeDesign My supporting framework are a few very cynical people and a chemical compound that causes dizzyness and vomiting.

Did this go through your filter?

@interfluidity Probably a bit off-topic, but did i ever mention how much i hate the wording "muscular"?

It just feels so much like body worship. When it is used relating to a topic that is more rational than moving rocks, it just seems like intellect was negated, you know?

I have read a lot about Win10 update stuff in my stream, and there was some shit about "upgrades" to Win11.

Hear me out. We need to get a metric fuckton of pies, and apply those topically to the source of windows updates.

Remember, it's not a machine, there's always a human responsible.

@daswarkeinhuhn Hm, schwierig. "Höder" klingt irgendwie so nach was, was nicht geliefert werden kann. Und was ist schlimmer als eine transaktionale Gesellschaft, in der Transaktionen nicht funktionieren?

"Sedonismus" wiederum klingt nach "sedition", und leider spaltet sich ja diese Ecke nicht ab, sondern vereinnahmt.

"Heder" wäre zwar ein netter Hau auf "hetero", aber wir anderen, nicht bösartigen heteros haben ja mit dem herzlich wenig zu tun.

Ich schätze, man muss wohl aus dem Wortspiel ausbrechen und einfach "alleine" sagen. Er ist halt einfach nicht sozial genug, nicht alleine zu sein.

@interfluidity Hm, how does one rm something in /dev? I could do without /dev/fascist. Or would it rather be preventing people from piping /dev/urandom to /dev/fascist? Like how it is with /dev/dsp?

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