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@VeroniqueB99 Eh, we dumped on elon, zuckerberg and lex luthor so much, it gets... wait, that is a bad word. Excuse me, please.

@threemaapp And you don't need a privacy to protect it - you can start any time.

@VeroniqueB99 "Information superhighway" is such a boomer phrase".
How about "we are all fucked" street, with some trash on it?

@VeroniqueB99 So close, yet to far. They need more boobies. Total recall is for want to live people, more babies is for want to die, let someone else do this people.

(No they don't)

Boss: Why is your work only 80% complete?

Me: Oh, yes! There’s a very good explanation for that.

In my last performance review, you noted that I was exceeding all expectations, but that you were only giving me a 4 out of 5 because you “never give 5s” because “there’s always room for improvement.”

As a result, I’ve taken the initiative to deliver at 4/5 capacity to ensure I’m performing according to your expectations.

As we’ve already established, I’m easily capable of performing at and above 100%, so please let me know once you’ve adjusted my performance rating to a 5 and I will adjust my performance accordingly.

@Alice Oh, the perfect toot. Can i boost that like once a day automatically?

@halva That's a whooping 100% better than politicians! I love indie devs, if i go through enough of them, i *could* succeed!

@VeroniqueB99 This throws me into very romantic blood hound gang thoughts.
You're a gem.

@Alice Why would you apologize, you only help the good along on a chaotic timeline. A work of art is a work of art, you surely don't do lame "it needs context" stuff.

@Alice@beige.party Why would you apologize, you only help the good along on a chaotic timeline. A work of art is a work of art, you surely don't do lame "it needs context" stuff.

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