NOS 
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@admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
@VeroniqueB99 Eh, we dumped on elon, zuckerberg and lex luthor so much, it gets... wait, that is a bad word. Excuse me, please.
@threemaapp And you don't need a privacy to protect it - you can start any time.
@VeroniqueB99 "Information superhighway" is such a boomer phrase".
How about "we are all fucked" street, with some trash on it?
@VeroniqueB99 Your son made it more explicit... but he didn't change the game.
@VeroniqueB99 Didn't encounter any so far
@VeroniqueB99 So close, yet to far. They need more boobies. Total recall is for want to live people, more babies is for want to die, let someone else do this people.
(No they don't)
NOS 🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U
boosted
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boosted
Boss: Why is your work only 80% complete?
Me: Oh, yes! There’s a very good explanation for that.
In my last performance review, you noted that I was exceeding all expectations, but that you were only giving me a 4 out of 5 because you “never give 5s” because “there’s always room for improvement.”
As a result, I’ve taken the initiative to deliver at 4/5 capacity to ensure I’m performing according to your expectations.
As we’ve already established, I’m easily capable of performing at and above 100%, so please let me know once you’ve adjusted my performance rating to a 5 and I will adjust my performance accordingly.
@Alice Oh, the perfect toot. Can i boost that like once a day automatically?
@VeroniqueB99 Hi there. You feeling it too?
@VeroniqueB99 Not answering the phone is ok, too.
@FelisCatusDomesticus @VeroniqueB99 Finally some positivity.
@halva That's a whooping 100% better than politicians! I love indie devs, if i go through enough of them, i *could* succeed!
@rootcompute Cooperation is also important: https://poketube.fun/watch?v=8bvrpEEtSLU
@rootcompute Oooooh, counting. A very fun activity!
@VeroniqueB99 This throws me into very romantic blood hound gang thoughts.
You're a gem.
@noodlemaz You existed yesterday? And remember that you did?
@Alice Why would you apologize, you only help the good along on a chaotic timeline. A work of art is a work of art, you surely don't do lame "it needs context" stuff.
@Alice@beige.party Why would you apologize, you only help the good along on a chaotic timeline. A work of art is a work of art, you surely don't do lame "it needs context" stuff.
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
