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@OpenComputeDesign Seems like the highjack is complete. Your parents wanted to disregard you being autistic or something, the school played along, all roads are closed - become normal now or receive a 15% discount advantage card!

Is it possible to be too sarcastic?

@OpenComputeDesign You don't like the anal fister 5000? Oh, no problem. We have the poking cactus, it rotates so quickly your mind won't be able to process the stings. It's anally applied, btw.

@the_etrain I think this is even legal, bunker breakers could still reach. Just don't go deeper than saddam, that might throw off the game.

@VeroniqueB99 Swasti-usa!
One would think that this would make people think, but the thinking is wasted, as usual ^^

@the_etrain Wait, are you for or against humanity?

Sorry, i'm not good at keeping notes. Where did that fleck of skin go to... human soup, sure, sooo easy, keep up with the flecks of skin why not :blobstare:

If you're walking against the wind you yourself made, you're sniffing your own farts.

@CorvidCrone Thanks for being there for me, btw. It was really nice to get a reply, even if my question was too obtuse to get anyting useful. I'm feeling not alone, that is a thing you did despite my undirected rambling.

@CorvidCrone Honestly, i'm a bit exhausted. I offered constructive criticism on relevant things and earned a lot of silence.

It's more about venting then advice, i already accepted that this will not be a project with any tangible result. The customer made sure of that.

I'm thinking about what shade of crimson the face of the empty shell in front of me should be when my fantasy fades into sleep. Would never hurt a human by choice, that's their thing.

@TechBean The league of running around earning money for the owners of the runners?

@la_sombra Getting stabbed as a service, only problem is in current normal, you'll not receive any usable service.

@Stoned_Deva_ I know about shitposting, but meposting is new. Trendsetter, gooble gabble, one of us!

@shibao I see no reason for card shenanigans. Shower whenever you feel like it, people can stop smelling you for a bit if they don't like.

@Laukidh Lex Luthor getting fired sounds pretty good. Turn up the heat!

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