NotHelpfulUntilIAm🥤 🌛 🗄️ @admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
Traurig wie tief sie gefallen sind.
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Traurig wie tief sie gefallen sind.
Neues Windows Recall getestet Microsoft hat seine Recall-Funktion überarbeitet. c't 3003 testet, ob die KI-basierten Screenshots endlich sicher sin...
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Sie können auf Ihrer Tastatur jederzeit * drücken, wenn Sie eine Spinnnne brauchen. Oder @, wenn Sie den Faden verloren haben. Wir vom #InstitutFuerSpinnenschifffahrt kümmern uns dann darum.
Folgen Sie mir für mehr geheime Infos aus dem Netz.
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One of the things I always wonder about is why people follow me. Was it a particular post or a pattern, political commentary or photographs, or ...
Perhaps the follow button could bring up a box where if people want they could say why.
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Wenn ihr mit einem Fahrrad/Roller/Motorrad/Auto/Bollerwagen/Kutsche (irgendwas mit Rädern halt) auf der Straße unterwegs seid und vor euch erscheint ein Hindernis. Ihr könnt oder wollt nicht warten, bis es von selbst verschwindet.
Was macht ihr?
Scheisse, der Strategiesaurus war verschwunden. Aber was ist mit dem Cocksaurus? Könnte Youtube Kacke nicht das perfekte Ergebnis sein?
The nation of me is a procrasti-nation
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I don't really like eating sweet things but when I went to Japan I found I was eating like little candy snacks from the 7-11 a lot and I was like I don't get it, it's like usually candy is too sweet for me but here I don't feel like that? And my wife is like yes it's because Japanese snacks literally have less sugar. And I'm like oh.
And now I'm back in Toronto and wanna like get some sweet snacks like my body got used to but every option is Too Sweet
@interfluidity Say, what was the name of that open source / free conference website?
Hilfe der dummen art.
@m0xee I'd prefer "no thanks" to fav and silence.
Say. do you know the movie "heavy metal"?
"Heavy metal", echte Kunst.
Ein Schatten wird über das Universum fallen, böses wird auf seinem Pfad wachsen, und tod wird vom Himmel kommen.
Natürlich kuck ich grad einen Film, so einen Quatsch verzapf nichtmal ich.
@m0xee Say, do you want to generally talk shit and hang out?
I got telegram, discord, but matrix server is down rn. Open to suggestions.
Haha btw people purporting to be friends told me that i was making an ass out of myself. How unpleasantly off, i was meaning to do that.
Did you know you are stupid?
Often overlooked, an important detail.
One should accept what one is, makes it much easier to interact with the other stupids.
Stupid party here, come fart around.
If everything makes no sense, we could think calmly, and it would not be a problem, even given the current situation. But are we sure it is really everything that makes no sense, or is it a tiny fragment, influencing all the jerks that we are, in a rather erratic manner?
True equals false, what is your excuse?
If you ever meant to make sense of anything, don't.
My name is stool, do you have any shit to declare?
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
