NotHelpfulUntilIAm🥤 🌛 🗄️ @admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
Hey ho followers, i crave attention. If you were weird enough to follow, say hi and please say something weird :-)
I am told i can never die (some stupid song), but how can that be if i am already dead?
Scam songs, pssssh.
If all my dreams come to life, evil people will feel mildly inconvenienced.
If all my fears come to life, ... wait ... we're way past "if".
@vriska https://imgur.com/gallery/you-gonna-finish-that-BSqPTfI
That's you, isn't it? What kind of monster made you wear a suit?
I guess i'll just go lie down and be at peace. Fuck everyone else, it seems to be what is expected. Love you though, i don't like the expected.
@jeffcliff vivaldi seems kind broken, giving me http 500 on the home feed. Qoto gives me 500 on lists, but home works. Your server up and running? Any general masto/fedi problems known?
Bloodhound gang is pretty funny
Seid ihr auch alle so wuschig?
Faschismus zum dran nuckeln, oder wieder verloren, wir versprechen, ihr seid enttäuscht wenn wir nicht machen. Oder was treibt euch um?
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Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland
1) People from the US often censor words
2) the "u" in "shuttering" is not rendered correctly
3) My brain: wtf is "shittering"?
@PippiPunkstrumpf können wir uns bei gelegenheit mal zeit nehmen, poolboy2 zusammen zu kucken?
Ist so ein ding was mir jetzt nicht komplett klar ist, die absolute nichtachtung aller normlität hilft, aber ich bin unklar bei was ich daraus machen soll.
@interfluidity You there? Feeling a bit lost.
Lol überfordert. Was ist denn der plan? Nur alle tot oder sonst was relevant?
@PippiPunkstrumpf Du kennst ja bestimmt "Dr. Seltsam oder wie ich lernte, die Bombe zu lieben".
Ich hab das gerade aus nostalgie gekuckt, und bin erstaunt, wie wenig überholt das ist.
Die Menschheit hat sich nicht weiterentwickelt, ich bin also nicht hintendran!
I have been wondering if i am using english sayings wrong, but nothing could further the truth.
Just recently i led a camel to a conclusion, but i can't seem to stop it from drinking my kool-aid.
@interfluidity Hi, i'm the economy and it seems i have an exponential growth. Could you suggest a specialist to remove that?
the fuck?
Selenskyj zeigt sich in einem Interview offen für einen Gebietstausch mit Russland, falls Trump Friedensgespräche ermöglicht. Sicherheitsgarantien ...
Can you even imagine shitting on the ground in front of someone that wants to fuck you?
We need more shit. Shit on the ground.
I just don't want to. How hard is that to understand?
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
