NOS 
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@admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
I'm the priest of email.
If you have any complaints, please email them to me.
"Tu was du willst" - Das Wunderwarzenschwein
Hey void, you got something to scream?
Hmm, if i have a feeling i can't get away, i need to listen to offspring, right?
Or am i mixing this up, and you can't keep them seperated?
Ha, rick and morty S7 goes hard.
We've got a situation in the state of Virginia.
Big foot?
That's Montana.
Nazis?
That's everywhere.
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Lewd joke about ALF (forgive me)
What’s the difference between an alpha male and an ALF female?
Only one eats pussy.
Ein leises "muss pupsen" an alle weniger geblähten.
Haltet die Ohren steif und die Nase geschlossen.
Hey all followys, i'm an influensa now!
Did you know the best thing you can do is let people cough on you?
Sometimes i discuss stuff with people, and if they are generally cooperative (engaging with the topic), but of a different opinion, i get a strange feeling.
As i am watching myself refine my explanations to get ideas synced, i think to myself: "Hey, if we're in a simulation, maybe we are the 'LLM' being trained. Maybe i am making a mistake by becoming ready for practical use.".
Computer, exit.
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"It's cool, Montresor. I've got it from here", I said, walling myself into the catacombs.
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Realized my phone's touchscreen is getting a little less sensitive, which is usually the harbinger of planned obsolescence. It's not bad yet, so I've got at least a year, maybe two, before it's a brick.
So, I go to look for smart phones that don't have AI built into them. The Internet delivers multiple pages of lists of AI-free phones.
Of course, none of these lists, which are all copies of each other, have links except maybe a few to Amazon which I don't use. And those are ones with AI you can "turn off".
Copy name of phone, paste into search: again, lots of pages talking about it, but none selling it or telling you where you can get it.
Sigh, repeat with next phone on list. Same results.
Repeat with the third phone on the list. Still same results.
Repeat, repeat, repeat. Give up.
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@KonstantinNotz Ich verstehe nicht wie ein europäischer Torment Nexus besser sein soll als der amerikanische Torment Nexus.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA
Death to all but metal, OFC - what else?
@OpenComputeDesign Kinda dumb question maybe, but did you watch elfen lied?
People tell me how to see things i already see clear
Sometimes we need to be alive
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utterly juvenile humour, intrusive thought, bad pun
@admitsWrongIfProven gamma ray? more like ram a gay, amirite
Haha, listening to some music i liked when i was younger.
Now i think "Oh wow, this is pretty gay", before i did not notice.
Conclusion: not being pissed off by someone being gay is easy, just don't.
Anyways, gamma gamma gamma ray, better for your existence.
I speak german and english.
Interested in:
- crude jokes
- philosophy
- how people get along
- different viewpoints
- gaming, especially strategy/arpgs
- (java) programming
If i reply but did not favourite your toot: most likely i forgot. I get caught up in talking, i forget.
I generally invite questions. If you look for a clue if it is ok to ask hard questions: this is it. As long as it is in good faith and you want to know wtf i was thinking, go ahead please.
- Bei den Gerüchen die mich umgeben verliert man fast das Bewusstsein - @PippiPunkstrumpf
License information on my avatar potato: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Potato_cv_dejima.jpg
Joined Nov 2022
