A sequel to my free bourbon story:
Package misdelivered to us. Check sender. A winery. My wife phones them.
"As a courtesy we're letting you know that a package from you was misdelivered to us"
"We can have UPS pick it up but as it contains alcohol you have to be there"
"We're fed up of misdeliveries for this person. We're not doing extra work to get this returned and not making plans to be at home in some 4 hour window"
"OK, thanks for letting us know, keep it"
Three free bottles of wine!
@ambihelical You need my wife's newsletter. She's the expert at convincing companies to waive the cost of things