Ambulocetus @ambulocetus@qoto.org

If you lend someone twenty bucks and you never see them again, it was worth it.

It is better to be slapped with the truth, than kissed with a lie.

'Slang' is a colloquial word for 'colloquial word'.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

Why do computer geeks always confuse Hallowe'en with Christmas? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31.

@babadookspinoza Then you'd better vote against him.
In this system we have, only one of the 2 parties can ever win. I agree that sucks, but not voting or voting third party will only help Trump.
If Trump wins, the entire world could go to shit. Ukraine will fall, China will invade Taiwan, Climate Change will get worse, and Israel will get even more money to do even more genocide.
I'm not voting for a Democrat, I'm voting against the Fourth Reich.

@futurebird He's doing what he thinks is best for the country. The other guy only does what is best for himself.

@babadookspinoza Do you think Trump will better? Why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSZjlCTyWJ4

Seven out of nine Supreme Court judges are Catholic. I'm glad that since we must have the Ten Commandments in public schools, at least it will be the Catholic version, and not the silly Protestant version. Thanks, Mr Trump. One day the flag of the Vatican will fly over the Capitol building, right next to the old Stars and Stripes. And we owe it all Donald J Trump.

Interesting that Trump screwed a porn star, and Melania did gay porn, but now they want to ban porn and lock up gay people.

@Remittancegirl Yup, that's one reason I like it here.

The millionaires who own our newspapers and TV networks want us to lose our democracy. Maybe some people think that watching their favorite show is more important than that, but I know I'm not giving them my money ever again. Please stop giving them, your money and your attention. You can live without that show.

Personally, I'm not a believer, but it sure does fit.