Vampire mythology except instead of garlic they're afraid of Garfield

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Et in Arcadia Ego (W H Auden)

Who, now, seeing Her so
Happily married,
Housewife, helpmate to Man,

Can imagine the screeching
Virago, the Amazon,
Earth Mother was?

Her jungle growths
Are abated,
Her exorbitant monsters abashed,

Her soil mumbled,
Where crops, aligned precisely,
Will soon be orient:

Levant or couchant,
Well-daunted thoroughbreds
Graze on mead and pasture,

A church clock subdivides the day,
Up the lane at sundown
Geese podge home.

As for Him:
What has happened to the Brute
Epics and nightmares tell of?

No bishops pursue
Their archdeacons with axes,
In the crumbling lair

Of a robber baron
Sightseers picnic
Who carry no daggers.

I well might think myself
A humanist,
Could I manage not to see

How the autobahn
Thwarts the landscape
In godless Roman arrogance,

The farmer’s children
Tiptoe past the shed
Where the gelding knife is kept.

Millenials: It's not warm enough in this room.
Boomers: It's not warm enough on this planet.
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Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway. Cop stops him and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

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