Ambulocetus @ambulocetus@qoto.org

I sympathize with batteries.
I’m also rarely included in anything.

If you are running away from a bear make sure you point your camera backward. That way we can see your bear behind.

Diogenes the Cynic lived in a dirty barrel. Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can. Could they be the same person? And does that mean that Big Bird is actually Antisthenes?

Quitting my addiction to Television news was very similar to quitting my addiction to cigarettes; now that I'm over it, I don't even want to be around it.

@jd ha ha nice

@moehrenfeld You are part of proud tradition.

There once was a man from peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

@MaryAustinBooks All of the corporate media is getting worse. Even the New York Times is jumping on the authoritarian band-wagon. The same billionaires who have investments in the things that are harming us, are the same people on the boards of directors of all the major media. YMMV, but personally I don't spend a dime on information or entertainment. These days I consider corporate media piracy to be an act of patriotism. I only give money to small independent creators.

@MaryAustinBooks The only way to make CNN hear you is to never give them another penny. (and that includes clicking on their links)

The element Carbon has 6 protons, 6 electrons, and 6 neutrons. That is 666, the number of Satan the Devil. Hydrocarbons are Satan the devil's way of decieving you into destroying God's beautiful creation of the Planet Earth.