Guy on the plane today thought he was in The Big Lebowski. "I'm tryna have a good time! Drink a shot with me! Do you want a shot? Do you want a shot? Do YOU want a shot? C'mon, somebody get a shot with me!" etc etc (it's 9am)

He goes "look, if I'm being too loud, if anybody within my immediate vicinity tells me, Robert, shut the fuck up, I'll shut the fuck up! I swear!" A few moments of silence. Wasting no more time, I said "Robert, shut the fuck up." He said "really?! Gasp" then turned away and sat in total silence... for 10 seconds. Then he turns back around to me, "c'mon, man! Did you really mean it bro? Are you really?"

And it went on and on and on.