web dev has not functionally progressed passed COBOL

:neocat_woozy:
its funny reading about "we forgot to let you pass parameters to functions lol" like what the fuck this is the goofiest language ever

... they fixed most of that eventually, apparently. but it does not save you if the code was written in cobol-89
i kind of want to use it as a joke for a game, but that would require learning it and writing a compiler :cirno_for_reals:
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