achewood
2008 hris Onstea -
achewood.cam‘Unknown number.._could be
R-R"RRRING! good, though. This phone cail
Zouia be the bamb.
ana you mae gamn sure you
nevar Sqain tawe tht
That volce...it’s...dad?!
‘He pocket dialed me! He.
he keeps my number in his
phone!
Now the only
O your tnrost s caue:
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ot ever want ta ses you
Vou ze that Fatcon, you best
JUmp ignt n the nearest coffin
Vounear me
-
it care 1 15 your birtna
Yo memernelia ne coiin
“ cRuncH -
IcRuNcH:
cRUNCH
7N
That the universe shauld mizepena
one mote of its grace and bounty
on'a Tool ke that s il the proo |
nesa that the throne of the Lard
Damn, this dude can't even eat
1unch without destroyin® men
and declarin’ the death of God.
1 wish he'd ever come to a parent-
teacher conference...top half of
the teacher on fire.._principal ail
destroyed and thrown completely
over the gym into a pile of hubcaps.