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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
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- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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Google promised to delete location data about visits to abortion clinics -- and some other places, too. But the changes are only effective in a fraction of cases.
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I was able to bypass a (majestically incompetent) customer service chatbot and get what claims to be a human by swearing at it.
@blueplanetslittlehelper @m0urs@social.urspringer.de
ich habe den eindruck, sämtliche dystopien werden aktuell als anleitung genutzt..
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If Germans didn't want the AfD to win, they wouldn't have shutdown all their powerplants. Now they're doing the 5 stages of grief but it's over their own decisions.
@LALegault they are demonstrating against an opposition party to save democracy.
> Union und FDP offen für Soldaten ohne deutschen Pass
wagner pmc? 
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@FortyTwo no real scissors, but yet they handed ice picks to us in german kindergarden to do "prickeln"
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@Moon now I'm wondering if there's a way to trick mastodon servers into slamming arbitrary domains
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Daily dose of bread.
First focaccia loaf, stuck in the pan- smells and looks good.
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🏆🏆 winner of the Holy Gab War and Holy Poast War
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At a fair in Pomaire, Chile, found a Hatsune Miku, a bunch of watermelons and a porknion cc @Moon
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Some people these days are just too judgemental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
tagesschau statig bei vier artikeln pro tag über demos die diffus "gegen rechts" sind.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
