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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
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- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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Newborn white rhino Silverio takes his first giant steps in a Chilean zoo in a boost to his species https://phys.org/news/2024-07-newborn-white-rhino-silverio-giant.html #science
@Nazareno hunter 4 president would really be manchurian candidate level of bullshit reality.. xD
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I seem to remember that Haiti could be next for Hurricane Beryl. I just wondered what the situation was, last time it was in the news (months ago) lots of people had escaped from a prison and had taken over the streets and looked to gain power and remove the ruling government ( Please correct if I have not got this right). As with African countries facing, civil war, famine or other crisis it seems Haiti has also been forgotten, while the media focus on Gaza (which has taken over the headlines over Ukraine).
So what is the situation in Haiti, as without a functioning administration if they get hit with a category 5 hurricane it will be a really bad situation.
IIRC, when the Taliban took Afghanistan back, there was a Earthquake in Haiti, which hardly made the headlines.
@spinneria noch zur ergänzung: steuern sind definitionsgemäß zwang, immer. wenn ich die nicht zahle kommen die büttel, verdreschen mich und ich komm ins finstere loch um die seele zu brechen.
@spinneria ja, ist total der wahnsinn..
"omas gegen rechts" sollte "boomerinnen für faschistoide methoden" heissen mit ihrer debanking scheisse.
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"Hello, we are the new open source browser"
five minutes later...
"We regret to inform the new open source browser is racist"
five minutes later...
"We regret to inform the new open source browser is racist"
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Processing and reorganising photos continues. The first sift of the Ilkley Moor images done, I'm now walking along the home stretch of the River Wharfe and up into the woods on the other side....
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pro-tip: den schwachsinn den journalisten z.b. in kommentaren der tagesschau über #datenschutz faseln, faseln sie genauso über alle anderen themen. z.b. impfungen und pandemien. dort fällt es euch nur nicht auf weil ihr euch vielleicht nicht so sehr damit beschäftigt habt.
@SuperDicq @webmink @maemst can't do vendor lock-in without mysterious third parties or security concerns.
vendor lock-in of a whole state is a limitless money printing machine. look at germanistan buying microsoft for hundreds of millions. any time you need money, deprecate the old version.
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Nishi
x11 supremacy. sorry!
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:gondola_head: 🌿 
:ignutius: 
:stargate:
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telnets://
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The world is going crazy.
So many wars are being fought at the same time.
Not just real wars but groups of people against each other. Everybody thinking they are right and everybody else is wrong.
Is the world going to end? Probably not. But this does feel like something big is going to happen.
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Real allies use chrome by google or Firefox by google
@dielan if i read this correctly, you can put this meta tag onto any page and have mastodon forcibly associate an account when sharing this page? without any additional checks whatsoever? what could go wrong?! 
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My son is so excited that the meme went "viral". He is going to print it and bring it to summer school (he has no phone). "It's like 20 likes! OMG mom we're famous". Never change kid, never change. https://social.linux.pizza/@augmentedrobot/112712961964488682
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
