Meany activist groups drink deeply of the #NGO poison.
Okay, let me tell you why Majora’s Mask is good. There is a fucking @Moon falling from the sky, and half the citizens are denying it’s actually happening. It’s the most 2020 game ever. Meanwhile you’re reliving this catastrophe over and over again on a repeating 3-day cycle, so there’s dramatic irony where you know what’s gonna happen but the citizens don’t. And every time you play you can tweak the timeline just a little bit and the people behave just a little differently, but you can never do everything in one cycle.
It’s a fucking weird game. You play a song to heal the souls of a Zora and Goron, and they turn into magical masks you can put on your face to transform into them, then everyone thinks you’re that dead person. Then in the pivotal moment you visit the surface of the moon and it’s a cheerful playground full of psychopathic children who take your masks away and ask you deep questions. Then you fight perhaps the most horrifying boss in the whole history of the Zelda series.
God, it’s such a good game.
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