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@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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@coldacid *only* if I can actually use one of them to get a shell on an otherwise patched mastodon server.
because at that point I'll have an actual point-and-click tool to release. and just watch the fireworks as *other people* do CFAA stuff
I'll even give eugen 30 days responsible disclosure. if his server discards the message because it's misconfigured, that's on him, isn't it?
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"More than 1,000 “super-emitter” sites gushed the potent greenhouse gas methane into the global atmosphere in 2022"
Hard to know what the most shocking part of this story is, but just the idea that 25% of current warming is from methane and **40%** of that methane is from entirely avoidable fossil fuel facility leaks is horrifying. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/mar/06/revealed-1000-super-emitting-methane-leaks-risk-triggering-climate-tipping-points #methane #climate #fossilfuels
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the EPA has resisted calls to test for [dioxin], and the agency removed from its website the results of its in-depth soil analyses
Totally normal! Nothing to be alarmed about! No coverup at all! Go about your business!RE: https://social.lansky.name/users/hn100/statuses/109966629895139830
Plan to incinerate soil from Ohio train derailment is ‘horrifying’, says expert Link: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/04/east-ohio-tra...
@Elfie btw, thanks to your recent post i watched ichigo mashimaro ;)
besonders weh tut ja bei fefe wie dicht er immer vor erkenntnis steht, aber dann doch irgendwie falsch abbiegt.
medien erzählen zu IT kompletten schwachsinn sieht er und macht witze drüber.
bei corona hing er an den lippen der journalisten und hat sich in die hose geschissen.
muss wieder eine seiner medienkompetenzübungen sein!
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If you have to legitimately "compete" with Andrew Tate in terms of selling worldviews maybe the problem isn't the salespeople. Maybe the worldview you're selling is total dogshit and even children can see it.
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swearing about satellites
Oh god I redid the math on re-entries:
Each Starlink v2 sat weighs 1250kg. They plan to have 42,000 of them in orbit.
Each satellite has a planned lifetime of 5 years. That means they'll be de-orbiting and replacing ALL of them every 5 years.
That comes to 23 sats per day, which is 29 TONS OF SATELLITE every day.
It doesn't go away, it gets added to the upper atmosphere. Most of the mass is aluminum. What the hell is that going to do?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS OK?!
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We will never get over it, because we are still fighting it!!!
#WeAreStillHere #LandBack #Indigenous #NativeAmerican #SaveICW #MMIW #NoDAPL
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like look at this incredible opossum illustration from there!
"Opossum - May 1957 Nature Magazine Cover Art - Hexom" by Thomas Shahan 3 is licensed under CC BY 2.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/?ref=openverse.
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"descriptions of all three unidentified objects shot down Feb. 10-12 match the shapes, altitudes and payloads of the small Pico Balloons, which can usually be purchased for $12-180 each"
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Gunman: *stops a murderer from shooting people*
Liberals: Hey we should get rid of guns
Liberals: Hey we should get rid of guns
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(idiocy in) politics
I've mostly turned my back on politics as I got annoyed too much about IMO bad choices.
If you're very charitable, you could say "we didn't think of that"/"that's an unintended side-effect"/etc.
Enter "The market for emission rights"
where if you want to emit more, you have to buy additional rights to do so.
A company (Schiphol) did exactly that and now the politician's are up in arms:
"it's like the wild west where the person with the most money can do what they want"
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
