+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 @bonifartius@qoto.org

Secret Panel HERE 🔊 tapas.io/episode/2729599

A moment after your child is born, doctors offer you a **one-time pill** for your newborn that would greatly reduce the probability that they would end up at the **bottom of the social ladder** (criminal, incarcerated, homeless, addicted, suicidal, murdered, etc). Only side effect: the pill would also greatly reduce the probability that they join the **social and economic elite** (high-rank politician, big company executive, top sportsperson, very rich person, popular intellectual, etc). Assume the pill is known to be safe and effective.

_Would you give that pill to your child?_

@Fiddle what they mean by mental health "far removed from God and a natural lifestyle and still a functioning💊 cog in our dehumanizing machine "

I remember 2022 like it was yesterday.

#real #life #memes

#keeper #life #memes

@CentaurBreeder this is why you don't skip lung day at the gym

#CornbreadTheCat
cornbread_the_cat-6989015277.mp4

Was für 1 Arschloch
Bang-Buyx schwarz-weiß
https://www.corodok.de/bang-buyx-schwarz-weiss/

Ich liebe meinen Kater, aber frische Maus im Schuh finde ich schwer grenzwertig. 🙈

My sister got drunk and passed out.

Wailing on her with a 20 pound computer bag didn't wake her up, so I had a little fun with a shiny gold marker I found lying around.

That's what you get for underage drinking, Jojo.

It’s done! 365 days of recording the local temperature and weather in a knitted scarf.

Richest people in UK ‘use more energy flying’ than poorest do overall

Don't let people tell you population is the problem!

https://www.carbonbrief.org/richest-people-in-uk-use-more-energy-flying-than-poorest-do-overall/

#Climate #ClimateCrisis #ClimateJustice

Wie viel Impfstoff vernichtet worden ist, kann das Gesundheitsministerium nicht sagen. Die Impfstofflogistik sei in die Regelversorgung des pharmazeutischen Großhandels überführt worden, sagte eine Sprecherin. Die Impfstellen seien durch das Apothekensystem beliefert worden. Deshalb könne man «keine genauen Angaben zum Impfstoffverfall» machen.

German state does not know how much vaxxstuff is being jettisoned.

Written 31.12

Burying!

Oh, I had missed this. There was a failed coup in Peru at the beginning of December, in which Castillo, then President, attempted to prevent an impeachment vote by declaring the Parliament dissolved.

The problem is, he didn't talk to the Army first. Or the police. Or apparently any institution whatsoever, meaning he had no keys to power ready and positioned for this coup. His announcement was made, and the forces responded with pic related

happpppppy newwwww yearrrrrr