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RT @foalpapers@twitter.com: Randomly thinking of one of the older-than-dirt silly lines I stole from my folks:

“I don’t drink, smoke, or swear... ah fuck, I left my cigs down the pub.”

awful, but hilarious.
RT @Saisailu97@twitter.com Ladies, if he
-is hot
-always smells good
-makes your mouth water
-tastes amazing
-leaves you feeling happier than ever

That’s not your man. That’s garlic bread.

RT @ocshealynn@twitter.com: Guess who is reigning champion of the @Big12Conference@twitter.com? Yeah, you guessed it. Oklahoma did.

Oklahoma 39//Texas 29!! BIG TWELVE CHAMPIONS!

RT @SoonerFootball@twitter.com: Final score: 39-27. Sooners make it four-in-a-row with the 2018 Big XII Championship

@hasmis the wolves are gorgeous. A friend of mine shows up in the astral realms as a white wolf sometimes.

@hasmis I've seen them riding unicorns. Never polar bears, though. Not to say it doesn't happen, it's just not something I've seen before.

@hasmis The funny thing is though? None of what I have in my bio was actually meant to be funny. It's meant to be completely serious. Everyone might think I'm a little crazy though.

Very excited. @stormlighttech@mastodon.technology just got a first legit like on the latest blog post. Unfortunately I don't know Chris's handle, or else I've mention him up here … so thanks Chris for giving us a foothold in the .

@hasmis I could do that. It drives people nuts, though, probably, having to explain to me things that the rest of them get without even thinking about it.

@hasmis I wish it was. A friend of a friend of mine doesn't a lot, and I always feel like an idiot for asking seemingly silly questions. Everyone else in my group understands what he's talking about except for me.

@cambridgeport90 Ha, not something you can learn. I used to mark my posts /\ -- the mountain of sarcasm. :)

I need to learn how to interpret normal types of jokes. I have lots of friends who post memes and what not, and more often than not, I totally miss the sarcasm that goes with them.

Although you might be feeling like Durga, the multi-armed Hind... More for Cancer bit.ly/yk3b9m

Another 1st of December, another year without an advent calendar.

RT @Confluence@twitter.com: Listening is kind of like working out. You know it’s good for you, you say you’re gonna do it more but… Hey, before you say that, I just realized there’s something else I wanted to say! atlassian.com/blog/inside-atla

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