Silly action movie
So I'm watching this League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, from a long time ago? Some of it's kind of fun, but...
The bad guy planted a bomb, not in the place he wanted to destroy, but in a place that would cause much of Venice to fall down like dominos, leading to the place that he wanted to destroy, eventually?
And so he could be stopped by someone rushing up ahead of the falling dominos and setting off a flare and then firing a missile at where the flare was, thereby destroying one of the dominos and halting the chain?
I mean... that's just silly.
Makes it harder to really get into the movie, y'know?
Silly action movie
"Shouldn't we have more than like three guards between the entrance and your inner sanctum, Chief Bad Guy, sir?"
"It's okay, if anything happens, we'll just have Bob run in and yell 'Intruders!'."
Silly action movie
On the other hand, the NEXT movie I'm apparently watching is "Ultraviolet", which is a whole different category of inexpressibly bad.
I mean, the last scene had the bad guys in a LITERAL circular firing squad.
Silly action movie
"SCANNING FOR CONCEALED WEAPONS....
"NUMBER OF WEAPONS FOUND...
"MANY!"
Okay, so that was funny.
(Also I don't understand why her clothes keep changing color, and why the camera thinks it's important. Well, I know, because it's very bad.)
Silly action movie
A good "so terrible it was fun" I'd say, that one. Whereas The League one was more "kind of fun, but trying to be good, so the flaws were distracting".
Silly action movie
"My plan depends on no one noticing the several rather large and obvious bombs that I've left sitting around in various places on the ship! Nothing can go wrong!"