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@pratik@microblog.pratikmhatre.com Joe Biden wins Alaska

bye sarah palin. you were trump 1.0 and i’m glad your career in politics died after being endorsed by trump 2.0

can’t wait for trumps announcement to slowly dismantle the republican party over the course of the next two years

@obi oh no

please sir let me watch loren bobert lose before you start world war 3

went to the ER this morning for heart palpitations
nurse: has anything changed in your lifestyle for the past few days
me: yes the democrats are on the verge of somehow keeping both the house and the senate

my boys Chris Cornell and Tom Petty look on and upon the flag I received during my naturalization ceremony and the "I voted" sticker I received after my first vote as a citizen. we're defeating trump fascism. we just need to keep doing it year after year election after election.

the dog has gained too much weight and my wife has warned me to halve his dinner portions and now I’m seeing my not so distant future

I don't understand why people have multiple ids here I'm only on my first drink

Pennsylvania, we did good. take tomorrow off

the only time I voted before this was 29 years ago in India and I didn’t give a shit about whom I was voting for or why. tomorrow I know exactly whom I’ll be voting for with a shitload of shits, so so many shits holy shit

apparently donald is expected to announce his presidential candidacy today because 15 points is too few points for doug mastriano to lose by

I hope someone’s working on an alternative real life network where we can move our real life personas once this one goes full on fascist

how's your day going if you didn't pay 44 billion for a social network it's going great