University shop has reopened after lockdown and refurbishment, and has become a clone of a tatty Oxford St corner shop.
Gone are the decent sandwiches and snacks, replaced by large bags of crisps and sweets that are twice the price.
The selection of stationery and art supplies, which were incredibly convenient at the middle of the campus, replaced by overpriced bottles of shower gel.
Visiting the alma mater or want to grab a UCL scarf for the proud parents? Tough titty, that's all online now. Have some Hello Panda sticks instead.