When you live in a country, where the dictator can never be wrong, the only ones left to blame are the citizens.

So now that Putin has killed so many young men, that birth rates are dropping catastrophically, Russian Deputy Minister of Justice Vsevolod Vukolov reports, that new laws will make it illegal for women not to have children.

Do try to keep up, Republicans — you are so much behind the forefront of the dystopian nightmare.