Agh. Tories not below 100 😭

But still 🎉

#ge2024

Here’s the exit poll #ge2024

This is quite funny: the Tories are not going to have anyone left to replace Sunak. #ge2024

Ha ha. Bye bye IDS. #ge2024

BBC trying to analyse Scottish politics 😡 #ge2024

Oh that Jeremy Vine list of seats that’ll change hands on BBC. Oh wow. And so happy to see Rugby going red - my old friend John Slinger running for Labour there. #ge2024

Where is John Curtice? #ge2024

Oh f*** *** Steve Baker. Take responsibility. He’s couching absolute bullshit but with a level tone. #ge2024

“The moral collapse of Boris Johnson” says Mandelson. Too right. #ge2024

FINALLY! #ge2024

Thank goodness. Curtice as ever making sense of the data. #ge2024

I’m so glad the BBC still employs Curtice on election night. Makes it clear what may or may not change as the night goes on, and how voters behaving. Important point: in seats Tories are defending, votes are seeping to Reform that makes Labour’s task easier. #ge2024

Oh and BBC has switched from Curtice to Andrea effing Leadsom. So I’m switching to Sky News 🙂 #ge2024

This is an implosion of the Tories more than it’s any resounding Labour result. This time first past the post is *massively* benefitting Labour. #ge2024

Labour is going to get 63% of the seats based on 36% of the vote. This is going to be one of the most skewed results ever, perhaps the most. #ge2024

John Curtice was clear: Reform getting 13, SNP getting 10 are the two numbers he’s *least* secure about. #ge2024

That Reform result in Sunderland South is a shocker. #ge2024

Channel 4 is the best #ge2024 show. Yes it has Dorries and Widdicombe. But it also has Rory Stewart, Alastair Campbell and Harriet Harman.

Whisper it quietly, but this is a very European style election result. FPTP is masking it in terms of seats though. #ge2024

Kwarteng on Channel 4 is right: the red wall voters that Johnson won over in 2019 is going to Reform. #ge2024