"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Today is the dawn of a new age of innovation in the Empire; today is the March of Ideas!"
*aide whispers in Caesar's ear*
"Excuse me, I misspoke. Today is the Ides of March! *pause* Oh... oh dear."
*gets stabbed*
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!/ Then you shall have no pie."
Happy discovery day, Uranus!
Are chat rooms still a thing?
I'm very thankful for safe, clean running water.
Maybe instead of running our government like a business, we should try having a government that actually governs.
Don't forget to wring your hands about the value of Daylight Savings Time this weekend!
Ah, the changing of the seasons: winter to spring, cold & flu to allergy.
What if there are so many people trying to get into the US because they perceive the places they came from as worse?
I'm better at board games than video games.
Happy Leap Day! It feels like we haven’t celebrated one of these in /years/.
Things my brain wants to think about at 3 AM:
-where that bus in my dream was going
-the nature of work and identity
-balancing the federal budget
These are not useful thoughts at 3 AM.
Does relativity solve the old earth/young earth creationism problem? If the speed of the passage of time for an observer in an acceleration field, both "created in 6 days" and "created in 14 billion years" could be correct.
Remember, you're one in eight billion!
My unemployment claim (filed early December 2023) was approved today. Make sure you have three months' worth of savings!
Just a note: If your employer, or someone you know, is looking for someone like me, please let me know! I'm not restricting my job search only to libraries.
Congress should spend more time at the library. They have a really nice one.
Critical thinking shouldn't be an "every once in a while" sort of thing.
Times New Roman Empire
What does the phrase "Christian charity" mean to you?
Joined Nov 2022
