Last night I dreamt I met Stephen Colbert in LA. I asked to be on his show and he told me he would "take a silent breath of fresh air" in my honor instead.
Is it spring or summer? You decide!
Somewhere between that silver half-circle and me
Four people are coming back from the dark side
If I squint, maybe I can see
Integrity
I am glad to learn of the cease-fire between the US and Iran. I am curious if we achieved the 4 objectives for this war that we laid out:
-Destroy Iran's missile capabilities (inventory/manufacturing)
-Destroy Iran's navy (presumably with the objective of maintaining freedom of navigation through the Strait of Hormuz)
-Prevent Iran from ever developing nuclear weapons
-Ensure Iran cannot arm, fund, and direct militias/terror groups outside its borders
Rule of Acquisition #76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the **** out of your enemies.
A bookstore is just a library that collects the overdue charges in advance.
If you missed Easter Sunday, you can try again next weekend. Most Christian churches do something to commemorate the resurrection each Sunday.
Good Friday is tomorrow and Easter Sunday is, well, Sunday. You still have time to make a plan to go to church and see what all the fuss is about. I'm happy to help you find a good church in your area if you don't know of one.
Happy April Fools Eve! Be on your guard for pranks, japes, and jokesters.
Happy April Fools Eve! Be on your guard for pranks, japes, and jokesters.
Do you think the US and Iran will be at peace before 2027?
Hold your government accountable.
How often do you change the batteries in something?
Let's say a new ice cream parlor opens near the Pentagon. What flavors do they serve?
-Strongberry
-Meritochocolatey
-Assaulted Caramel
-Better Pecan
-Maple Warnut
-Peanut Cluster Munitions
-Mint Chocolate Battlechip
and don't miss the low-calorie versions of these flavors on the officer's menu!
Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
Recently, President Trump, regarding the war with Iran, said, "Look, for 47 years, no president was willing to do what I’m doing, and they should have done it a long time ago. It would have been a lot easier. There’s no president that wanted to do it. And yet every president knew. I’ve spoken to a certain president, who I like, actually, a past president, a former president. He said, ‘I wish I did it, I wish I did,’ but they didn’t do it. I’m doing it."
Representatives of the four other living presidents (Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden) deny that Trump had contact with any of them recently. However, the press has missed one living former president: Trump 45. I believe this is the former president that Trump spoke to. It solves everything!
"...one catches the
spark of love from one who loves." -Augustine, "Confessions"
When I was a kid, you had to wear green on St. Patrick's Day or people would pinch you.
How do you celebrate (or mark or commemorate or not) St. Patrick's Day?
You are a human, not an animal. You are not a slave to your instincts.
You don't have to be angry to be effective.
I wish Trump had waited until I filled my lawnmower gas cans before attacking Iran.
Joined Nov 2022
